For those who fuck DJSleepy: twitter.com/DJSleepyHooves Chuckles: youtube.com/@MLP-Pitcrew Lyrics: Bulk verse: Yum, fun fun fun, that's what I hum when I'm munchin' 41, pony plots, damn that's a lot, set a world record for pone-alingus That's just a metaphor, nope it's my deep lore Hungry? hot damn, no doubt, gonna eat a hole horse out (pony sex break) I get that qua-dro-ped, I put her in my bed, enthusiastic consent, I hope she know what it meant, our safety word's oRANG utang in case it gets violent, like the time that psycho Lyra tried to naw off my leg (AHHHH) Suddenly this bitch gettin eldritch, testicals twisted by the appendages, grapes get groped by the vines and tendrils, consent-icals. That just a fib, bitch, hypo-thetical Snow-pits, Null-slit, crotch-tits, mare-bits, Every little part gets slapped by muh dick Aint a fuckin nonce, bring yo driving li-conce (license), gotta show me id if you wanna see this D I need a grown ass mare, with some pastel hair, one to answer my prayer, Fluttershy with the stare, I'm staring at her peach, she stare right back at me, so I'm like what up, beech (bitch), come get some of this deek (DiC Entertainment logo) Chuckles verse: Shift gear quick To the shit tier bitch Lipstick queer Verse two of the triptych Guess who guess you Owloeicious Verso so shifted say that it’s cryptic Feet big you would think I’m a Cryptid Bring this thing just see I’m a mystic Themes and whips so call me mistress Countdown tick tick tick begin it Split like a fission the vision finish pony sex two Simple addition begin division gonna wreck you Littlest dick in the universe of course I get lewd Tickle a clitoral physic sizzle when I get nude Guess who coming back onto the motherfucking track With a hoof around my shaft Bulky B at my back Gonna spit on a mission it’s missionary position I got my dick and emissions no intermission and act Two Gonna lick this Clitoris just Roll it down cause It’s Twilightlicious Yap gotta fat kick Bap when the hat hits Bat pony go down till I Have chapped lips So watch this ass lift Crotchtits fat dick Fetlock fetish in a Headlock cast this Like it’s motherfuckin magic Classic Twi on my ass like I shit mathematics Strapped up with a dragon strap on Applejack had in the back of the wagon Plus Lube in a cider flagon Bag of pony swag, pride flag and Pipp Petals selling water from her bathtub Tavi going back so I back that ass up I’m gonna mount that horse like a cataphract Mare so wet that I called her a cataract Walk it back Bogan kick that chop like a hacky sack (Bulk and Chuckles) : I don't fuck with fox news, bitch, no Carl Tucker suck some lewd hooves, bitch, get turned into a pony fucker Chuckles hits club, guarantee you'll see them ponuts pucker beat is my jam, yes the brand you can call it Smuckers 3d girls can- g-t-f-o, in the way of pony slut hoes, 'less they be rendered in Blender, then I am sex defender candy vag-itarian smut fanfic librarian if pony sex is free-damn, call me libertarian. |Take a breath and Hit that downbeat No syncopation tricks when I’m counting I’m gonna glitch no clip through the boundaries Grab Hitch and Zipp going down And JK Rowling tweeted to say I was gay from the start BB: well you basically are No I’m basically racy amazing to say I was ace but I basically take it too far Like Blow that trombony I wanna cum inside that pony She’s got the perfect heinie show me I’ll be blowing up like I was Joseph Kony Only to say That I shoulder the blame But I’m totally straight When I’m groping on Brae Burn and I’m stroking his mane Wait, wait, I can fully explain BB:Pfft, no you can’t.